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Women's Softstyle Tee πŸ‘• The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire... Because God Didn't Trust Them in the Dark – T-Shirt

Women's Softstyle Tee πŸ‘• The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire... Because God Didn't Trust Them in the Dark – T-Shirt

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If sarcasm was a war crime, this shirt would be in The Hague.
Bold, brutal, and historically bang on, this tee reminds the world that empires don’t fall β€” they rot.

Wrap yourself in Irish wit and global truth with this unapologetic banger that makes colonisers deeply uncomfortable (as it should).


🟩 Features:

  • A punchline soaked in 800 years of petty vengeance

  • Animated graphic with high-stakes shade

  • Neutral My Áras logo + handle @neutralmyaras, so no one’s confused where you stand

  • Print loud enough to reach Buckingham Palace on a windy day


🧠 Great for:

  • Irish historians with attitude

  • Trolling posh accents at tourist traps

  • Reminding the lads: it wasn’t just tea they robbed


πŸ‘• Because the only thing the Empire built well…
was resentment.

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Only from @NeutralMyÁras – where the past comes back, printed and pissed off.

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Width, in 17.00 18.00 19.50 20.50 23.00 24.50
Length, in 25.00 26.00 27.00 27.75 28.00 28.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 13.75 14.25 15.12 15.62 16.50 17.37

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Introducing the perfect women's softstyle tee that combines comfort and style in one delightful package. This tee provides a light and airy feel, making it a fantastic choice for casual outings or cozy days at home. The playful design adds a joyful touch, making it an ideal pick for celebrations like St. Patrick's Day, Irish festivals, or any gathering that embraces a lively spirit. Suitable for women of all ages, this tee can easily be paired with jeans, skirts, or shorts, elevating any outfit with a sense of fun. Whether you're celebrating, relaxing, or just enjoying a day out, this shirt will keep you looking fresh and vibrant!

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching
- Double needle hem adds durability for extended use
- Side seams provide structural support and shape
- Made from quality materials ensuring comfort and breathability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: Neutral My Aras, neutralmyaras@gmail.com

Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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