🚨 GRAND THEFT ÉIREANN 🚨
Straight outta Leinster House and into your wardrobe — this t-shirt is pure satire with a balaclava of truth. Featuring a GTA-style parody of Ireland’s most “generous” politicians caught red-handed mid-robbery (of public funds, obviously), this design hits harder than a budget cut to housing.
💶 Sack of money? Check.
🔫 Shifty eyes? Check.
📉 Public trust? Long gone.
Show the world you’re not buying the spin with this iconic print that says what everyone’s thinking — they might wear suits by day, but the masks are never off.
🔥 Includes our signature @neutralmyaras handle and defiant raised fist.
🎨 High-quality print, streetwear-ready, and brewed in the belly of Irish sarcasm.
Wear it to:
Note: May cause unsolicited nods of agreement from random sound lads.
Tiocfaidh ár wardrobe.
#NeutralMyÁras #NotMyBudget #GrandTheftÉireann
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2XL |
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This unisex t-shirt offers a playful twist, perfect for anyone looking to express their personality with comfort and style. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it feels incredibly soft against the skin and is light enough for year-round wear. Its classic fit and crew neckline make it versatile, ideal for casual outings or semi-formal gatherings alike. The unique design adds a fun element, making it a great conversation starter at parties or events. This t-shirt is especially perfect for St. Patrick's Day celebrations, festivals, or any occasion where celebrating Irish culture is on the agenda.
Product features
- Fabric made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- No side seams reduce fabric waste, enhancing comfort and aesthetics.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching over time.
- Ethically made with US cotton, ensuring sustainable and responsible production.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: Neutral My Aras, neutralmyaras@gmail.com
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
