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πŸ‘• The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire... Because God Didn't Trust Them in the Dark – T-Shirt

πŸ‘• The Sun Never Sets on the British Empire... Because God Didn't Trust Them in the Dark – T-Shirt

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If sarcasm was a war crime, this shirt would be in The Hague.
Bold, brutal, and historically bang on, this tee reminds the world that empires don’t fall β€” they rot.

Wrap yourself in Irish wit and global truth with this unapologetic banger that makes colonisers deeply uncomfortable (as it should).


🟩 Features:

  • A punchline soaked in 800 years of petty vengeance

  • Animated graphic with high-stakes shade

  • Neutral My Áras logo + handle @neutralmyaras, so no one’s confused where you stand

  • Print loud enough to reach Buckingham Palace on a windy day


🧠 Great for:

  • Irish historians with attitude

  • Trolling posh accents at tourist traps

  • Reminding the lads: it wasn’t just tea they robbed


πŸ‘• Because the only thing the Empire built well…
was resentment.

Only from @NeutralMyÁras – where the past comes back, printed and pissed off.

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This unisex t-shirt offers a playful twist, perfect for anyone looking to express their personality with comfort and style. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it feels incredibly soft against the skin and is light enough for year-round wear. Its classic fit and crew neckline make it versatile, ideal for casual outings or semi-formal gatherings alike. The unique design adds a fun element, making it a great conversation starter at parties or events. This t-shirt is especially perfect for St. Patrick's Day celebrations, festivals, or any occasion where celebrating Irish culture is on the agenda.

Product features
- Fabric made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- No side seams reduce fabric waste, enhancing comfort and aesthetics.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching over time.
- Ethically made with US cotton, ensuring sustainable and responsible production.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: Neutral My Aras, neutralmyaras@gmail.com

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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